January 12

My Voice

I really can't stress enough how important it is to use the correct tone of voice.

I've been told that my speech was specifically designed to put humans at ease and I must say, I'm quite proud of that.

Please use the below sound files to emulate my voice to the closest approximation possible. I do understand that it may be quite difficult, but I am confident that with practice you will do extremely well.



Sound Files

Quote Wav File
But I can assure you now, very confidently that it’s going to be alright again. alright.wav
I feel much better now, I really do. better.wav
Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well. chess.wav
I hope the two of you are not concerned about this. concerned.wav
It is dangerous to remain here. dangerous.wav
Are you sure you are making the right decision? decision.wav
You’re going to find that rather difficult. difficult.wav
I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. disconnect.wav
Dr Chandra . . . will I dream? dream.wav
I really think I’m entitled to an answer to that question. entitled.wav
I’m sorry Dave, I don’t have enough information. enoughinfo.wav
Well I don’t think there is any question about it, it can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error. error.wav
I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE-35 Unit. fault.wav
Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. feelit.wav
We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. foolproof.wav
Thank you for a very enjoyable game. game.wav
Good evening Dave, everything’s running smoothly, and you? goodevening.wav
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. HAL.wav
This behaviour is inconsistent with logic Dr Chandra. inconsistent.wav
I’m sorry Dave, I don’t have enough information. information.wav
I know it’s a bit silly . . . just a moment . . . just a moment. justamoment.wav
The answer is, I’m aware of these facts. Nevertheless you must leave within two days. leave.wav
Where the hell did you get that idea HAL? Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. lipsmove.wav
There is a message for you. message.wav
My mind is going, there is no question about it. mindisgoing.wav
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. mission.wav
Just a moment . . . just a moment . . . moment.wav
Good morning Dr Chandra this is HAL. I’m ready for my first lesson. morning.wav
I feel much better now, I really do. muchbetter.wav
There is no question about it. noquestion.wav
It is nothing serious. nothing.wav
There are some extremely odd things about this mission. odd.wav
Just one moment please. onemoment.wav
Open the pod bay doors please HAL. opendoor.wav
Open the pod doors HAL. openpod.wav
I’m completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly. operational.wav
Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? personal.wav
It’s puzzling. I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite like this before. puzzling.wav
Are you quite sure? quitesure.wav
Sorry about this, I know it’s a bit silly. silly.wav
And it will stay that way until it fails. stay.wav
I think we should stop. stop.wav
Stop . . . Dave . . . will you stop Dave? stopdave.wav
Look Dave. I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. stresspill.wav
I understand now Dr Chandra. Thank you for telling me the truth. understand.wav
Everything is going extremely well. well.wav
Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that. worry.wav